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I Win At Homemade Onion Rings

Monday, March 30th, 2009

I Win At Homemade Onion Rings

I had a very grumpy Friday. Very grumpy Fridays require comfort food such as homemade soup and deep fried objects. The object I chose as my edible security blanket was the gloriousness that is the onion ring.

I’d never attempted to make these guys at home before, but their preparation went off flawlessly. Here’s the recipe I used:

* 1-3 large yellow onions (scored on the cheap for $.29/lb!)
* 1/2 cup flour
* pinch of salt
* pinch of pepper
* 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
* 1 egg, beaten to hell
* 1/2 cup milk (I used whole cream-top milk from the Pike Place Market, because I am naughty)
* vegetable oil

So, first off, you slice your oniony friends into rings, discarding any bits that are too thin, spotty, or slimy. Partition them into separate rings and set them aside. Blend all of your dry ingredients together in a big bowl. In a small bowl or measuring cup, whisk your egg and milk together (I use old-school rotary egg beaters I dumpstered–they work superbly). Tip your wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and combine thoroughly to remove lumps.

Heat your cooking oil in a heavy-bottomed saucepan, unless you are awesome enough to have your own deep fryer. I just put about two inches of oil into an industrial-grade saucepan I got for $2 at Value Village, and it’s all good. Warm your oil to 365 degrees Fahrenheit–check this with a candy/frying thermometer. Once your grease is hot and ready to go, dip each onion ring into the batter, making certain to coat both sides with goo. Drop each ring, one at a time, into the fry pot, flipping the onion once to make sure both sides are a lovely golden brown.

After frying your onion slices, let them drain on paper towels or a cut-up paper grocery sack. Sprinkle with a pinch of salt prior to serving, if you’d like.

These guys were SO GOOD. I couldn’t stop moaning delightedly at the dinner table, and I think I even made a few pompous comments about pwning the cooking game, too. I aim to make the next batch with some Tandoori curry, turmeric, and cumin added in = Indian-style onion rings!

Triple Bacon Deviled Eggs

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

I had a potluck today at work, and after the confused response I received from my coworkers regarding the last food item I shared (mango sticky rice with coconut sauce–apparently it wasn’t fattening enough), I decided to up the ante. So…here’s my variation of the Baconnaise deviled egg recipe.

I used three different kinds of bacon products (Original Baconnaise, Original Bacon Salt, and thick-cut bacon ends) because I figure that if one kind of bacon is delicious, three types must certainly be the food of the gods. I also decided that regular ol’ yellow mustard wasn’t extreme enough, and substituted homemade whole-grain beer mustard created by my friend Chevon. I left out the green onions because I’m lazy, but I’m sure they’d be a fantastic finishing touch.

Needless to say, all of the deviled eggs vanished within a couple minutes of hitting the potluck table. MMM-HMM.

The Poor Man’s Avgolémono

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009


Avgolémono
, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

About once a month, oftentimes more, I make avgolémono soup. It doesn’t matter how warm or cold it is outside–this soup always hits the spot. It impresses guests and soothes a raw spirit with its comforting scent and thick, creamy texture.

Avgolémono is a Greek egg-lemon chicken sauce or soup, and there are as many variations on the recipe as there are seeds in a lemon. I like to call mine the poor man’s egg-lemon soup as it has just a handful of simple ingredients…but is full of protein, happy carbs, and vitamin C.

I became obsessed with this soup in high school. I used to snack at a hole-in-the-wall Greek restaurant in Indianapolis in between class and rehearsal, and I nearly always ordered their avgolémono. After I moved away, I rotated on the idea of replicating their soup (or at least the memory thereof), though having eaten at the restaurant recently, I think mine is better. :)

Some Greek restaurants use rice in their egg-lemon soup, but I prefer orzo pasta or other small shapes. This time I used a mixture of tiny stars and lemon pepper, chive, and parsley orzo I bought at the Pike Place Market from Pappardelle’s Pasta. Here is my recipe:

8 cups or so chicken stock (I get lazy here and use two 16 oz. boxes of Pacific brand organic broth)
2-4 chicken breasts or thighs, deboned with skin removed
2 large eggs
2 large lemons
½ cup orzo pasta
fresh parsley if you have it

Bring the chicken stock to a boil in a large pot, adding chopped pieces of chicken as it heats. When the broth has boiled, turn down the heat a little and add the orzo carefully as it makes the broth go a little frothy sometimes. Boil orzo until tender and chicken bits are cooked. Meanwhile, juice lemons into a small bowl, and strain out renegade seeds. Crack the eggs into another small bowl and beat until very well mixed. Pour lemon juice into the egg and combine thoroughly with a fork.

Next comes the fun part of tempering your egg. Remove the large pot from the heat and let cool for a minute. Slowly pour some of the hot chicken broth into the egg-lemon mixture, stirring constantly. Then add the egg-lemon mixture gently into the broth in the pot. Keep stirring–sometimes I need an extra pair of hands here to keep the broth moving so the egg doesn’t overcook and curdle. If you do find long white strands of egg in your pot, that’s ok–you can either fish them out with a slotted spoon or eat them anyway (I don’t think they look very pretty, however).

Heat soup carefully on low until it thickens, and then serve in bowls with a sprinkle of parsley if you have it, and some sort of bread. Remember again how much life kicks ass.

Cheese Booze Dip

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Cheese Booze Dip
, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Christmas this year had a theme, and that theme was cheese. I swear, there is no more perfect food. Ok, besides bacon, but that is another post.

This is my rendition of glorious vegetarian food blog Eat Me, Delicious‘ cheddar ale dip. I followed the recipe they posted here pretty much word-for-word, though I added an extra dollop of Grey Poupon because I really adore the stuff. I blended Negra Modelo into the cheddar and cream cheese goop, and the dip emerged from the food processor as a success.

And like the blog says, eat me! Delicious.

Epic Apricot Baked Brie

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Molten baked brie cheese nestled in a cradle of dough and blanketed with apricot preserves, anyone?

Secretly, my favorite recipes are just like this one–incredibly easy to prep but impressive on the table. I love to drop jaws with under five minutes of work, and this delectable cheese appetizer does just that. I made it for Christmas and the entire thing easily disappeared into my somewhat particular relatives. Tonight, for New Years, I’ll reproduce the epic cheese goodness. Here’s how:

1 7-8 oz. Gouda or Brie (I used a round baby Brie but do experiment)
1/3 cup apricot preserves
1 tube of Crescent Rolls dough (you can even get non-perforated stuff these days)
1 egg white, beaten

You totally get to cheat with pre-fab dough–I decree it.

Make sure seams of dough, if any, are smoothed over. Make 1 large square from dough. Place cheese in center and top with a heavy helping of preserves. Fold dough up and over cheese and pinch seams shut. Brush egg white onto dough, and bake for 25-30 minutes at 350 degrees F in a buttered oven-safe casserole, or until crust is golden brown and cheese is gooey and bubbly.

It can be served as it is, or you can include crackers for scooping runaway cheese. Tasty, and made of win.

[Thanks to my mother and her friends for suggesting the idea.]

Sticky

Monday, December 8th, 2008


Sticky
, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Sometimes internet recipes are too good to be true.

This is a photo of some pumpkin spice candy I made, mid-way through the process. As lovely as the bubbling brown goo looks in my saucepan, the results of this kitchen experiment were decidedly disappointing.

I expected such a simple recipe, only containing three ingredients (plus the blend of spices I added for my own personal palate), to be a total piece of cake (pun intended). However, even those of us who cook regularly and aren’t afraid to tweak and tinker in the kitchen experience epic food fail. My candies turned out dull, bitter, saccharine, and unattractive, and I ended up pitching them out after the first taste. They looked nothing like the fat, luxurious orange pumpkin blossoms from the blog post at Sugarlaws. I wonder where I went wrong.

But this is the peril of fooding–you win some, you lose some. Shame about this one. It looked delicious.

Daikon Monolith

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008


Daikon Monolith
, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Yes, folks, I did it again. I succumbed to yet another pickling experiment, this time with a chunk of daikon radish, acquired from the Asian grocery I frequent in the International District of Seattle. Pickles are so incredibly easy to make, and these went over very well at the Thanksgiving meal I shared.

Pre-pickling, the massive daikon loomed on my yellow cutting board like a crisp, snowy henge. I pried off the rind and chopped the radish into medallions, tucked it smartly into a mason jar, and bathed it in a salt, garlic, and pepper brine.

The lacto-fermented daikon pickle recipe came from The Urban Homestead, which is a superb book by Kelly Coyne and Erik Knutzen of the blog Homegrown Revolution. They recommend using a very clean quart jar (I boiled mine and let cool), and enough daikon rounds or quarters to fill. I added a few garlic cloves for flavor, and then mixed in a solution consisting of cool bottled water and 2.5 tablespoons of sea salt. Iodized salt is frowned upon as it kills the good bacteria that make these sorts of pickles tasty, good for the digestion, and safe to eat.

The salt water should be blended in a separate container and then poured over the radish pieces, leaving a small amount of “breathing” room at the top of the quart jar. Cap it and set the daikon aside in a cool and dark place to hang out for a few days. Expect some amount of fizzing when you open the pickles, but toss them if they smell off or feel squishy. I tend to rinse the salt water off of mine before consuming, but you can eat them directly from the jar if you prefer.

I think these pickles would be epic in vegan sushi. Yum!

The Crisp

Friday, November 7th, 2008

This is my first autumn in Seattle, and I’m pleased to report that it’s actually been longer than a week, which is the manner in which some seasons in Indiana behave.  I’ve enjoyed watching the trees crank up the brilliance of their colors and then shed, and even with the amount of rain we get here, there are still trees that proudly sway with heavy copper and golden bowers.

Possibly the best aspect of fall is the FOOD. Oh goodness; I’m such a sucker for apple season’s bounty, spicy warm cider, huge vats of steaming soup, and the quintessential autumnal perfume of clove and cinnamon.

Last weekend, Willow and I got together prior to a potluck to fabricate a fall fruit crisp. Like most of our cooking adventures, nothing we did was entirely precise, but the results went over superbly at the party. We were inspired by recipes in the Joy of Cooking and Bread & Honey.  I scored beautiful pink pearl apples, which are about the same shade as granny smiths on the outside, but are bright pink inside, and sweeter. Yum.

SPICY AUTUMN APPLE AND PEAR CRISP THING
[all amounts are approximate and should be tinkered with]
3 pink pearl apples, peeled, cored and cut into chunks
3 firm bartlett pears, peeled, cored and cut into chunks
1 tablespoon or so lemon juice
a buttload of ground cassia cinnamon
a buttload of ground clove
3/4ish cup all-purpose flour
3/4ish cup rolled oats
1 cup brown sugar (at least)
1/2 cup white sugar (at least)
1/2 cup (1 stick) melted butter (at least–we may have doubled this…)

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F if you’re intending to bake this right away. We made it ahead of time and baked it at the party.  Mix apples and pears into a Pyrex baking pan, and squeeze lemon juice over the top to preserve the color. Toss butter, white sugar, brown sugar, flour, and oats in a large mixing bowl until the goo looks like delicious brown mud. Take photos. Add in an exorbitant amount of freshly ground cassia cinnamon and cloves and mix well.

Willow and I made about double the topping that the other recipes call for, but we really like the crispy part. Evenly drop the goo onto the pan of fruit, and spread it gently with your fingers. When you’re ready, bake the crisp in the oven for 30-40 min. or until the fruit is soft, hot, and bubbly. Let cool for a few minutes and serve to absolutely smitten guests.

Happy in a pan. :) See larger images on Flickr.

Fingerlings with Leek and Shallot Cream Sauce

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Tonight’s random food experiment is as follows:

I scored some beautiful local fingerling potatoes at the Pike Place Market today, along with a bag of leeks (for $1!), and some shallots and garlic. Determined to create a totally unhealthy way to consume all of this, I decided to drown the potatoes in a decadent white sauce.

I boiled the taters in a large stock pot with salted and herb-infused water. I sauteed the leeks, shallots, and garlic in some butter in a small skillet. Meanwhile I made a roux from butter, a little flour, and local cream-top milk in a heavy saucepan. I added some water to thin the sauce, and then mixed in the sauteed veggies. A pinch of salt and pepper finished off the delicious goo.

I made myself a shrimp cocktail and sat down to eat. The finished potato product was rich and filling, and I enjoyed the bits of green and violet peeking through the heavy veil of white cream. Had I used a little chicken broth instead of water in the sauce, and laid some crumbs of bacon on top, I think it might have been utterly sinful. Perhaps next time.

Pickle Punk

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

In honor of the last few days of summer, and because I’ve had an insatiable craving for pickles (though I’m not pregnant; no worries!), I decided to try my hand at creating my own. Nathan and I bought peppers, onions, garlic, and cucumbers at the Pike Place Market on Saturday.

pickles

The wee cukes were grown in Puyallup, WA, which is spitting distance from our homes in Seattle. So cute and fat and green!

These guys are lacto-fermented pickles, made using a recipe found here. The Machine Project folks say:

In lacto-fermentation, salt is added to vegetables, either by covering them in salty water or by mixing them with salt to draw out their own juices…The result is a pickled food that will keep without canning or refrigeration.

These veggies don’t contain any vinegar, and are about the simplest preserved food you can create. They’re full of organisms and nutrients that are good for your tummy! I put up five jars of food within a half hour, and only used a few simple ingredients, most of which came from the market, though I got the powdered wasabi at World Spice.

Post-Pickles

From left to right: mustard onion chips, onion and pickled peppers (hee!), wasabi garlic spears, dill garlic spears, black pepper and salt simple pickle spears. We should be able to sample the pickles within the week, and they should be perfect to munch and refrigerate within a month.