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Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Triticum Aestivum, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Triticum Aestivum

Wheatgrass supposedly possesses unique curative properties…such as mending constipation and easing menopause.

We just like it because it’s fluffy.

Model: Kristan Mackintosh
Photography + Food Styling: Libby Bulloff
Hair + Makeup: Lindsey Watkins

Live wheatgrass from the Seattle QFC. Shot at Starfish Studios, Seattle, WA, April 2009.

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Our food pornography photo show is this Thursday! I’ll be posting little teasers all week. Hope to see you there!

SteamPunk Magazine #5

Monday, April 13th, 2009

It’s been a year since we published Issue 4, but never you fear–SteamPunk Magazine, your faithful printed source for vintage punk anarchotech awesome, is back! Allegra says:

Featuring everything from emergency welding to a very special guest essay by Bruce Sterling, it is available…on our downloads page, and can also be purchased, as ever, through Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness.

Magpie, Allegra, and I are extremely giddy about this issue. It is stuffed to the gills with dangerous DIY projects, motivating editorials, and delicate (as a doorknob) humor. I contributed an interview with the Chronabelle Crew, a gang of sharp young steamers I had the pleasure of meeting at last year’s Bay Area Maker Faire.

Take a gander at the free download, and do pick up your own analog copy for reading late at night in the bathtub, too. Many thanks!

Photo Art Magnets Redux

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Architecture - Photo Art Magnets Redux

As last week’s batch of magnets sold so quickly, I ordered a lot more this time. I’ve got a couple of sets for sale too, such as these crisp b&w shots of metal structures in south-central Indiana.

Easy instant gratification artwork! Get yours at exoskeletoncabaret.etsy.com! And I’ll keep listing more magnets as the week goes by, so if you don’t see the image on which you’ve got your heart set, let me know.
Thank you.

Magnet Made of Iron; Hot Chicks Made of Meat

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

New Photo Magnets

I’ve got a NEW item on Etsy: art magnets. I realize not everyone has an interest in fine art prints or wants to deal with matting and framing photos, so I’ve compromised with these slick 2×3.5″ photo magnets. It’s the poor man’s fine art! Slap ‘em on your fridge or locker, and bingo–instant awesome. I’m half tempted to keep them all for myself. :)

I’ve got magnets of The Details (Molly as seen above), Ragged Claws (Petra’s T.S. Eliot tattoo), and Blue Stockings (the glorious gams of Finn von Claret) here. Get ‘em whilst they’re hot and sexy (which is now, and always).

Thanks.

Frozen Music

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

My friend, Mercedes Brugh, has a new Etsy store:

Mercedes, of Frozen Music, handmakes some of the most detailed fused glass jewelry I’ve ever seen. Her pieces incorporate whimsical CAD drawings etched into a dichroic coating on sheet glass. I own one of the Dia de los Muertos pendants pictured, as well as a glamorously rendered green glass circuitboard. Check out her Etsy store for additional pieces in brilliant colors.

In Etsy-related news, I’ve started listing items again, such as these propeller-shaped white clock hand earrings with sterling silver findings and delicate freshwater pearls. More recycled, upcycled, and funky fresh jewelry to come!

Thank you.

On Pointe With Von Claret

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

If you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind gift and you’d like to assist one of my friends and models in acquiring new and much-needed dance gear in exchange, bid on Finn Von Claret’s autographed ballet shoes:

This auction is for my size 9 autographed Gaynor Minden pointe shoes. These shoes have traveled with me and have been used in every Abney Park show since I was inducted into the band…I have signed both shoes, and now I retire them, and offer them for auction to help with the cost of a new pair. Thanks for all of your support and love!

- Ms. Finn Von Claret,
H.M.S. Ophelia

pointe shoes

Finn gave me one of her well-loved toe shoes for a shadowbox over which I’ve labored meticulously for months. Mine’s just baby pink, but here’s your chance to score her original Abney Park silver glitter shoes for your own collection.

Many thanks from both of us.

Vacuumed

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Sterling silver wire-wrapped vintage vacuum tube pendant with grass green grosgrain ribbon.

Available at http://www.exoskeletoncabaret.etsy.com, along with a few other new items of note. I’ve been so busy entertaining guests and playing with power tools that I haven’t had much time to update my store, but this will change. I have a pile of prints and a few framed items left over from ANACHROTECHNOFETISHISM that need loving homes.

But tea (lavender grey, hot) first (with local cream-top milk…n0m!).
Cheers.

This Too Shall Pass

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

As of tomorrow evening, ANACHROTECHNOFETISHISM will be no more. I will pull down the draperies and pack up what artwork hasn’t been sold or picked up. Adam and Molly will take away the tables, and Buddy the Torso will head(less) back to my house.

So, now is your final chance to view the installation at Suite 100, and your last opportunity to take a morsel of this presentation with you. Items by any of the 13 participants may be purchased online via the aforementioned website or snatched away in person.

Thanks to everyone who supported this endeavor! Hopefully, this will be just the first of many gallery shows and events of note in Seattle.

Tonight: ANACHROTECHNOFETISHISM

Friday, September 12th, 2008

After six weeks of Oregon Trail-style grueling, dysentery-ridden assbustin’, I’m pleased to finally present the first all-American steampunk, post-civ, and retrotech group gallery show, opening tonight in Seattle, WA at Suite 100. Custom chocolates will be provided by Naftali.

anachrotechnofetishism

For those of you who cannot attend the event or would like to get a head-start on the art action, we’re preselling the show online. I expect most of the items will sell out quickly due to the caliber of artists involved and all the attention the show’s had, so if there’s something you really desire, please grab it up ASAP.

I am incredibly proud of the backbreaking work that the entire artist collective and crew put into this gig. While steampunk’s popularity generally emanates from its captivating and palatable visual aesthetic, I think the true reason why it has appealed to me so relentlessly is because of the meticulous, loving labor involved in creating its artifacts and culture. This has been difficult, and as David’s shadowbox states, “This won’t go on forever”, ‘this’ being a lot of things. But the notion of impermanence, something I feel acutely, clashes with steampunk’s ability to be perpetually outside time. Thus we press on, we work hard, and we hope together for a better future filtered through the triumphs and shortcomings of an altered past.

I could not have managed this endeavor without the assistance and reassurance of the twelve other artists involved, my co-curator Molly Friedrich, and even more so, the folks who stepped up to load in, run errands, produce group meals, and soothe stressful moments out of stalwart friendship alone. This is anarchism at work. An epic thank-you to Willow Bl00 for taking time off of her day job to hang the show, delivering tequila, and being a rock. I owe you one.

Thank you to everyone, and see you at the gallery opening tonight!

Etsy Update/Super Secret Art Show

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Despite radio silence, I’ve been keeping as busy as possible. Possibly too busy, if you ask me.

day of the dead earrings

I’ve spent several nights up late, aggravating my repetitive motion injury with Illustrator and Photoshop abuse, planted a ridiculous amount of veggies and herbs in my kitchen (!), baked 48 day-glo cupcakes, and I’ve updated my Etsy store with new jewelry. Go shopping!

On top of the aforementioned, plus job applications, plus an H+ meeting, plus organizing photo shoots, plus finishing a rush hairpiece job…I’ve been digging my sticky little fingers into the Seattle gallery scene. I’ll make the official announcement in a couple of days, but it seems that I’m co-curating and participating in a group gallery show with twelve other artists, all of whom I greatly admire and occasionally obsess about late at night. There’s a possibility I’ll be holding a solo show at another Seattle gallery early next year, as well. Details when they exist.

I’m tired! I think I need a vacation from being unemployed!