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Jitterbug Hummus

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

No, really–not Photoshop. My hummus is that fuchsia. It matches my head.

Jitterbug Hummus
It’s pink because of the fistful of beets in it from Local Roots Farm. Last week’s CSA box left me with a number of heavy vegetables to sort into meals, but it was so hot here (record high temperatures for all time in Seattle) that I didn’t feel comfortable loitering about the oven. Hummus seemed like a nice, cool alternative, and I’m a sucker for day-glo food.

I modded a recipe I found at AllRecipes.com. Here’s how I made it:

+  1 can of organic chickpeas, drained
+  1 large onion, chopped (from our CSA)
+  about 1 pound beets (from our CSA)
+  1/2 cup tahini (made in Seattle!)
+  3 cloves garlic, crushed (from our CSA–I used an entire tiny bulb)
+  1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
+  1 tablespoon ground cumin
+  1/4 cup olive oil

Drain your chickpeas and place in a large heavy saucepan. Add onion, cover with water and bring to a boil over medium heat. Cook until the onion has softened up. Drain and set aside to cool, making sure you don’t throw out the cooking liquid. You’ll want to save about a cup of it for later.

Meanwhile, in a stock pot, cover beets with water and bring to a boil over medium heat. Cook until the beets are soft enough to slice easily.  Drain and allow beets to cool a bit before removing the skins and chopping. I tossed all of the beet roots, tops, and skins back into the stock pot, and dyed some muslin with the bright pink juice, ’cause I’m crafty like that. :)

If you have a food processor, you can skip the next bit, but I have a very minimalist kitchen, so I had to do my hummus in stages. Get out a big mixing bowl, and dump in your beet chunks, chickpeas and onions, tahini, garlic, lemon juice, and cumin. I smacked all the ingredients around rather vigorously with one of my favorite kitchen implements: the potato masher. This enabled me to remove most of the really massive clumps in the mixture, and it’s kind of satisfying, smashing all of the brilliant vegetables together (feel free to make zombie noises here, and lick the bowl).

Once the mixture was mostly smooth, I processed small batches of it in my blender until it was as spreadable as commercially prepared hummus (though much, much brighter). Now’s a good time to throw in a bit of that cooking liquid you saved at the beginning, if your hummus is too chunky and is getting caught in the blender blades.

I also made a huge, pink, globby mess of the kitchen very late at night, which was strangely satisfying.

Serve your pink mess of joy with pita (and maybe a bib)! Mine has a little extra tahini and olive oil on top. Super yum.

Guns…or Butter?

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Today seems like a good day to hide in the kitchen.

I just finished making the butter you see in the lower right corner of the image. When I mentioned on Twitter than I was headed into the kitchen to prepare handmade butter, I received a number of comments saying I’d taken the DIY a little too far (Thanks, Dmitri–love you too ;) ) . But homemade butter isn’t fancy or hard to make! All you need is:

+ 2 cups (1 pint) heavy whipping cream, chilled (I splurged on fancy cream from the Pike Place Market dairy)
+ Pinch salt

And a glass mason jar with a good lid, which you should chill in the freezer or fridge for a little while prior to filling it with the cream and a marble (or something else small and food-safe to use as an agitator–I used a little plastic egg). As a kid, when I made butter at home with my mom, we used an antique glass churn with a mess of gears attached to wooden paddles that’s been in the family for 150 years, but a jar works fine. :)

Take out every ounce of loneliness, aggression, and sheer unbridled hatred you possess on your cold, cruel jar of cream (read: shake that bastard). After 15-25 minutes of bashing that cream about, you’ll find it has become chunky and buttery. If your cream refuses to cooperate, you can finish the churning process in a blender (I set mine on “stir” and “low” and it literally took two good pulses to create butter action).

Once you have solid and liquid, strain the liquid off, which is tasty buttermilk (see my measuring cup in the photo) that you can drink or save in the fridge for baking. Then, pour cold water over the solid so it’s covered, and drain it off through a strainer. You’ll want to keep doing this until you get clear water as result of straining the butter.

After your butter has had a bath, press all of the remaining liquid out of it with a wooden spoon (any buttermilk left behind can go rancid and ruin it), add salt and/or spices (I recommend various kinds of sea salt, chives, dill, garlic, curry, etc.) and pack it into a container. Chill that sucker in the fridge and serve it on fresh bread. SO GOOD.

[Heirloom tomato came from the Local Roots Farm CSA. I'm not a big tomato fan but it was just too pretty not to photograph.]

Dinner with the Fam: Sweet Potato Falafel

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

It’s becoming a weekly tradition to haul the CSA box over to the House of the Bat and the Bee–my dearest friends Chris and Bergen. Nathan and I have found that the bounty of our weekly veggie box from Local Roots Farm is too much for just the two of us to devour, so having a shared meal with our chosen family is a great way to avoid waste and have a lovely evening in the kitchen.

CSA Veggies

Chris and I have taken to pan-frying various types of greens from the CSA with nature’s candy: bacon. Last week, we gorged ourselves on kale, and this time, we married our piggy pal to local+organic zucchini, kohlrabi greens, and rainbow chard. I believe Nathan had three helpings, and even the 10-year-old in our midst, Dayde, was suitably pacified.

Inspired by another friend of mine, I also prepared baked sweet potato falafel, which assuages my pork guilt by being vegan and gluten-free. As much as I am a fan of deep-frying, these little lumps of orange awesome are baked in the oven, but still vaguely resemble the original. The traditional spices, like coriander and cumin, give the falafel a comforting Middle Eastern flavor, but these are considerably healthier than the fried sort. We definitely took advantage of the fresh cilantro found in this week’s CSA box. Yum.

All Good Things Come From Goo

The recipe came from Leon: Ingredients and Recipes by Allegra McEvedy. (Conran Octopus Ltd. 2008) by way of the 101 Cookbooks blog (and Letty). I modded it slightly, adding a baby Walla Walla onion (also from the CSA), and I swapped out the chickpea flour for Bob’s Red Mill Gluten Free Flour. I did this partially because the grocery didn’t have plain chickpea flour, and also because the gluten free stuff contains fava bean flour, which is a smidge more traditional.

Bergen deduced that the reason why my falafel weren’t nearly as pretty as Letty’s was that I had very wet and fresh sweet potatoes, and their water content probably contributed to slightly squishy falafel. Didn’t affect the taste, though, and all the wee orange plops of goo disappeared into happy bellies.

Sweet Potato Falafel

I took these three images on my iPhone as I’d left the big camera at my house. Not bad. :)

Kohlrabi Pr0n

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Kohlrabi!, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Kohlrabi appeared in this week’s CSA box. I’ve never eaten or cooked it before but its purple, bulbous, Sputnik-esque shape intrigues me.

It’s doomed to be part of dinner tonight, little does it know. Moohoohaha.

Homemade Flour Tortillas

Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Back from an epic trip to Indiana, and back in the kitchen!

Homemade Flour Tortillas, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Inspired by my friend Heather, who spoiled me over the weekend with her from-scratch quesadillas, I present a batch of homemade tortillas.

Heather and I used the recipe for flour tortillas found at www.hillbillyhousewife.com/flourtortillas.htm because it’s exceptionally inexpensive and fast to create nearly a dozen of these guys. I probably used a dollar or two of flour to make enough bread for the rest of the week.

Heather’s secret to super tasty tortillas is to use bacon grease instead of shortening–it’s horrifyingly delicious and we’re both notorious for having a big ol’ chunk of bacon goo around the house. It’s also way cheaper to just use what you have in the kitchen already and I don’t tend to keep shortening about. All y’all nice non-meat-eating folks will want to find some other grease source, clearly.

I followed the easy recipe and did use the baking powder, though Heather tends to do without. My tortillas ended up soft and fragrant, though oddly shaped, as I’m without rolling pin and had to use a donated can of organic Batter Blaster [tm] in a pinch.

SO GOOD. They look lonely without cheese and beans, however!

Thank you to Heather for the wonderful recipe source and for all the hospitality. <3

The Main Course – Food Pr0n Show TONIGHT

Thursday, May 7th, 2009
TONIGHT!

Tipping the Scoville Scale, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Tipping the Scoville Scale

The habanero pepper is one of the most painfully spicy species of chili peppers. Its extreme heat makes it ideal for cooking that bites back. In Mexico, habaneros are inserted into tequila or mezcal bottles for a number of weeks, resulting in an intensely masochistic alcoholic buzz.

Model: Finn von Claret of Abney Park
Photography + Food Styling: Libby Bulloff
Hair + Makeup: Lindsey Watkins

Orange habanero chili peppers from the Seattle Cash and Carry. Shot at Starfish Studios, Seattle, WA, April 2009.

[Thanks to Chris and Lindsey for chucking peppers repeatedly across the frame!]

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Our food pornography photo show is TONIGHT! I have fourteen 8×12s on the wall, a plethora of 4×6s, and fridge magnets of the images from the set for sale! Hope to see you at the studio!

Appetizer 3

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009
The Choke of Man, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

The Choke of Man

My sincerest apologies to René Magritte. We put the “art” back into “artichoke”.

About his own painting, he wrote:

“At least it hides the face partly. Well, so you have the apparent face, the [artichoke], hiding the visible but hidden, the face of the person. It’s something that happens constantly. Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. There is an interest in that which is hidden and which the visible does not show us. This interest can take the form of a quite intense feeling, a sort of conflict, one might say, between the visible that is hidden and the visible that is present.”

Model: Christopher Lantz
Photography + Food Styling: Libby Bulloff
Hair + Makeup: Lindsey Watkins

Artichoke from Chris’ kitchen. It returned there post-shoot, where we ate it.

Shot at Starfish Studios, Seattle, WA, April 2009.

[I am especially pleased at how spot-on we got the framing of this parody. One can see the edge of the left eye in the original painting, too.]

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Our food pornography photo show is tomorrow night! I’ll be posting little teasers all week. Hope to see you there!

Appetizer 2

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Teabagging, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Teabagging

Teabagging is an “erotic” BDSM activity that suggests male dominance and resembles the top dunking a bag of tea into a cup.

On that note, we’re inclined to believe that earl grey (hot) is the dominant form of teabagging, despite the gender of the person consuming. Jean Luc Picard would agree.

Model: Maxx Sundquist
Photography + Food Styling: Libby Bulloff
Hair + Makeup: Lindsey Watkins

Earl grey teabags from the Seattle QFC.

Shot at Starfish Studios, Seattle, WA, April 2009.

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Our food pornography photo show is this Thursday! I’ll be posting little teasers all week. Hope to see you there!

Appetizer 1

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Triticum Aestivum, originally uploaded by exoskeletoncabaret.

Triticum Aestivum

Wheatgrass supposedly possesses unique curative properties…such as mending constipation and easing menopause.

We just like it because it’s fluffy.

Model: Kristan Mackintosh
Photography + Food Styling: Libby Bulloff
Hair + Makeup: Lindsey Watkins

Live wheatgrass from the Seattle QFC. Shot at Starfish Studios, Seattle, WA, April 2009.

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Our food pornography photo show is this Thursday! I’ll be posting little teasers all week. Hope to see you there!

Get Yr Food Pr0n On

Friday, April 17th, 2009

This upcoming art walk will be a sweet treat! Starfish Studios will present a collection of luscious food- and beverage-themed images shot by our five photographers.  Edibles will be served.

Food Pornography Poster

FOOD PORNOGRAPHY
Pioneer Square Art Walk
Thursday, May 7, 2009 6-10 p.m.
Starfish Studios
619 Western Avenue, 4th Floor South, Seattle, WA

Come hungry. Heh.

My contribution to the show is a rather epic collection of sexy people posing with “unsexy” foods, i.e. not what you’d immediately think of as aphrodisiacs. I think a lot of the photos are pretty darn funny because of this, and there’s nothing sexier than a hearty laugh. Except for healthy food and girls in lingerie (worksafe).

I’ve got a teaser set posted to Flickr, if anyone wants to take a bite. ;) Some of the photos in the set are not safe for work (they contain respectful nudity), and you’ll need to log into Flickr to see those. I will be editing and sharing more images between now and the time of the show, though I hope to see you there in person. I probably will have very few prints of the set for sale at first, but I intend to produce a lovely set of fridge magnets for purchase. Magnets go nicely with the foodie theme. :)

Thanks!